Tails you loser

Think of this page as a kind of shit list, a mafia hit list, or people who should be exterminated like a dalek’s “to do” list. Some of them, thankfully, have improved our planet by their absence already, others are Klingons to dear life, biding time till death – tho’ not necessarily their own.

So, who should be killed I hear you ask? Hmm, it’s tough as I’m limited to one page, but I’d certainly include the following, in alphabetical order since I’m anal in every sense of the word: David HasselhofParis HiltonAdolf HitlerPosh Spice – aka Victoria BeckhamPrince Charles

You can click on each name for my reasons for inclusion, in case there are doubters amongst you.

It’s curious, they seem to either start with H or P, like hideous, heinous, horrible, pricks, prats and parasites. Or all of the foregoing. If your name starts with H or P kindly leave my site, I don’t want you tainting it – yup, even the babies with their Puking (and why can’t I eat it?) , Pissing (another treat you deny us), Pretending (whine, I’m hungreeee – yeh? well so am I most of the time, suck it up) + Hollering (man do they go on, couldn’t someone grab a cushion and do us all a favour). Kudos if you are a baby tho’ and you can read this: you’re not as stupid as you look (note parents, nobody wants to see photos of your stupid stinky saliva-covered sprogs, so spare us, or better yet, tie those tubes).

Hang on, I smell ovulation. Yow my head just spun so fast I cricked my frickin’ neck. I gotta go, but there’s a whole lotta other people for this list so check back when I’ve had my legs over.