Adolf Hitler

Of course he should be killed just becoz. (some Austrians I realise will disagree as the holocaust “never happened” – Americans note Austria is not the huge mofo of an island next to New Zealand and, furthermore, there is no Old Zealand)

But is he a loser? He was certainly very powerful but what’s that when you’re down by one testicle. I’d rather have a full pair than invade Poland.

He also robbed the German nation of their sense of humour by killing all the Jews. Shame he didn’t rob them of their overbearing nature and propensity to drink too much and be obnoxious throughout their travels.

Apart from a deficit in the scrotum stakes, he’s also on my list as he lost WWII – but what chance did he stand against the US troops and seamen, not to mention all that chewing gum? God bless America for sticking him good + proper. Yeh you read me right, the efforts of the brits, frenchies, polaks and all the other toy soldiers were just foreplay for the star spangled banner ride of rides.

He’s also the pits for pretending not to be a friend of Dorothy and persecuting homosexuals: if you’re part of the gayborhood you shouldn’t smoke fags. And wtf was his problem with romanys? Apart from their lawlessness, thievery, murdering, gang culture etc.... I mean they’re no worse than the Christians spreading their own special brand of love throughout Europe in C15th.

I’m a dog so I don’t understand the politics, or his niche brand of hatred, my bad. All I know is he was vegetarian and therefore a total loser, but unlike veggies, at least he had the decency to kill himself.

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