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Lickin da lipstick
Dogz Rok
Celebz
Catz Suk
Rug Ratz
Pussies
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Dumpz
Fartz
Beaverz
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Sticks
May I firstly congratulate you on your good taste. Cats are a waste of space and even more irritating than crabs.... or wasps – but don’t get me started on wasps.
So, hey, how are you Todday? Been keeping well? Yes, I may be opinionated but I am man’s best friend and I do care about y’all, well most humans. Hell, who’d feed me if you guys didn’t?! So, thanks for that and thanks for coming to my site.
Houdini Hounds
Sticks for dogs are like chocolate for women before their monthly friend arrives. There’s nothing more satisfying than a good stick. A good solid hardwood’s best, something that’s matured in virgin rainforest for a few decades. Now that may offend the sensitivities of some Greenies, but this ain’t the Friends of the Earth web site so no apologies from me if you’re barking up the wrong tree....
Kids
I don’t have a whole lot of experience with these rug rats, but why should that stop me having an opinion of them? Thankfully most of the places I lived were child-free zones and my current owner doesn’t have any. According to the many wine, snot and tears calls she’s made to her mates it’s something to do with “the change” and even though my hearing’s good, I just couldn’t hear the other half of the conversation to work out what this means.
Firstly, paws up who knows Houdini? Well done the few. For the remaining mentally challenged, he was an escape artist. I don’t mean the Shawshank Redemption type, I mean the David Blaine type (wait a second, the freak detectors gone off: weeeirdohhhh weeeeeirdohhhhh) Seriously, who stands on a column in the cold for EVER out of choice? My nipples shoot out and my nuts shoot in after just 5 minutes of hanging around in the garden after my nightly pee....
Farts
Mud
We are gathered here today brethren to sanctify Dog’s slimey creation. Mmmmm, muddddd! Sure it feels and smells great, but its real value lies in the apoplectic fit it seems to cause humans! A mild-mannered housewife soon turns into a Desperate Housewife with a little planning....
Are they the divine Dog’s creation or the work of the devil? That kinda depends on your viewpoint. I love ‘em, unless I pop one when I’m asleep - in the confusion it feels like I’ve had my tushie invaded by a midget’s handshake. Generally though I’d give farting a 9/10 on the Toddy Scale.
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